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Maxime Mongayano, Simonet.

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My Christian Preferences

Which Church were you raised in?Baptist
How often do you attend church?Holidays or Special Occassions
What's the name of the church or ministry which you attend?no clue

My Cat(s)

Does your cat live indoors or outdoors?Indoors
What is your cat's name?Leo
How old is your cat?3
Do you have other pets beside cat?Yes
If yes, which ones?an African Grey named Simon.
Do you have more than one cat?Yes
What breed is your cat?Standard outdoor cat, turned house cat.
What gender is your cat?Male
Do you take your cat with you when you go on vacation?Yes
Your cat's favorite toyA piece of string tied to a wand.
Is it necessary that your partner also have a cat?No
Where did you get your cat from?Animal Shelter


EthnicityMixed Race
National heritageSouth African
BuildAthletic / toned
Height6' 0" (183 cm)
Eye ColorHazel
Hair ColorBrown
Hair LengthNeck length
Facial HairMoustache
Best featureLegs
Body ArtNone
Health ConditionBipolar
My AttractivenessVery attractive


Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsYes
Living ArrangementsWith parent(s)
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsCat, Bird, Fish
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyComputers / Electronic
Employment StatusRetired
Annual incomeSeeking support
Job TitleSelf-Employed President of the Universe.

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, Sports, Reality shows, Science fiction
Favorite TV showsthe NHL, if it's on, the Big Bang Theory, and How It's Made.
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Romance, Animation, Thriller
Favorite moviesDrive, V for Vendetta, Speed Racer, etc. etc.
Music typesCountry, Rap, Rock, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum cleaner noises, Dance, Soul, Punk
Favorite artistsVacuum cleaner noises.

deadmau5, Excision, Feed Me, etc. etc. Flume, Lorde, etc. etc.

the list goes on and on and on
Reading selectionNews, Biography, Computers, Fantasy, Home & Garden, Philosophy, Political, Religious, Satire, Science
Favorite booksThe ones that don't exist.
Idea of funFucking 'til my dick turns raw.
HobbiesSports, Learning, Music, Internet, Games, Cars, Computers


My great timeHanging out with friends, Partying, Going shopping, Relaxing, Extreme sports
Always wanted to tryPlaying real sports, with real people.

Being president of the United States of America,,

etc. etc.


Political viewsVery conservative
Attend religious servicesOnce
Goal in lifestart going back to church once i get my shit together.

maybe i'll try being a Pastor.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
Look for in a partnerEverything. aka, all of the above.
On the first dateGet to know the person, then look forward to fucking them later on in the evening, should the spark be met with flame.